James (age 5): Hey, Meleesa, do you know how Santa Claus gets into our apartment to deliver all the toys?
Me: Hmmm...well we don't have a chimney to scoot through, but Santa's got magic powers...
James: No. He's just very very small and can walk right in under the door.
[I really wanted to ask how the heck MiniatureSanta gets the LifeSize toys in under the door, but I held back.] Happy Ho-Ho-Ho.
Posted by rightmoon at December 24, 2005 12:58 AM