July 05, 2005

motivation x3

I guess I should be honest and admit that I just got pregnant as a ploy to develop a closer relationship Britney Spears. I'm thinking we can totally bond over our whole baby experience, y'all.

Also, I'm hoping pregnancy will make me at least half as funny as Dooce (if you've never read her - and if you haven't, welcome to Internet 101 - do yourself a favor and start with the pregnancy archives).

And did you know that pregnancy is said to make the classical voice richer and fuller? Yep, the unborn child is a mere pawn in my career master-plan.

Posted by rightmoon at July 5, 2005 03:22 AM
Comments

Your voice will become fuller and richer in 2 1/2 years with the words NO,Don't,Stop,No Touch,etc.

Posted by: genghis-jon at July 5, 2005 09:17 AM

Yeah . . . You'll find out who is whose pawn . . .

Posted by: Aunt Donna at July 5, 2005 12:10 PM

Love your photos!

Have you started listening to Bach already to get the baby into shape for his/her career as conductor for the NY Philarmonic?

Posted by: Neil at July 12, 2005 01:09 PM